{"id":66910,"date":"2005-10-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new.dedefensa.org\/index.php\/2005\/10\/10\/eh-dieu-que-fais-tu-dans-mon-fauteuil\/"},"modified":"2005-10-10T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-10T00:00:00","slug":"eh-dieu-que-fais-tu-dans-mon-fauteuil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/new.dedefensa.org\/index.php\/2005\/10\/10\/eh-dieu-que-fais-tu-dans-mon-fauteuil\/","title":{"rendered":"Eh, Dieu! Que fais-Tu dans mon fauteuil?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>Historiette dans l&rsquo;air du temps, dont on devinera ais\u00e9ment qu&rsquo;elle vient de Washington, peut-\u00eatre m\u00eame de la Maison-Blanche<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><p>\t\u00ab <em>Powell, Rice and Bush go to Heaven.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><p>\t\u00bb <em>God addresses Colin Powell first. Powell, what do you believe in?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><p>\t\u00bb <em>Colin replies, Well, I believe that I should have spoken out loudly when I realized that the war in Iraq was based on misinformation and the greed of the corporate powers that influence our government. It was a disservice to America and the world. And I&rsquo;ve come to understand that now.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><p>\t\u00bb <em>God thinks for a second and says, OK, very good. Come and sit at my left.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><p>\t\u00bb <em>God then addresses Rice. Rice, what do you believe in?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><p>\t\u00bb <em>Rice replies, Bla-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah! And I believe in forgiveness. I&rsquo;ve shamelessly sinned to attain power, I covered and lied to the world for the President in exchange for power and position, and I hope no grudges are held against me.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><p>\t\u00bb <em>God thinks for a second and says, You are forgiven, my daughter. Come and sit at my right.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><p>\t\u00bb <em>God then addresses Bush. Bush, what do you believe in?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><p>\t\u00bb <em>Bush says, I believe you&rsquo;re in my chair.<\/em> \u00bb<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><p>\tMis en ligne le 10 octobre 2005 \u00e0 09H15<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Historiette dans l&rsquo;air du temps, dont on devinera ais\u00e9ment qu&rsquo;elle vient de Washington, peut-\u00eatre m\u00eame de la Maison-Blanche \u00ab Powell, Rice and Bush go to Heaven. \u00bb God addresses Colin Powell first. Powell, what do you believe in? \u00bb Colin replies, Well, I believe that I should have spoken out loudly when I realized that&hellip;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloc-notes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.dedefensa.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.dedefensa.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.dedefensa.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.dedefensa.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.dedefensa.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66910"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/new.dedefensa.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66910\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/new.dedefensa.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.dedefensa.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/new.dedefensa.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}