Historiette dans l’air du temps, dont on devinera aisément qu’elle vient de Washington, peut-être même de la Maison-Blanche
« Powell, Rice and Bush go to Heaven.
» God addresses Colin Powell first. Powell, what do you believe in?
» Colin replies, Well, I believe that I should have spoken out loudly when I realized that the war in Iraq was based on misinformation and the greed of the corporate powers that influence our government. It was a disservice to America and the world. And I’ve come to understand that now.
» God thinks for a second and says, OK, very good. Come and sit at my left.
» God then addresses Rice. Rice, what do you believe in?
» Rice replies, Bla-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah! And I believe in forgiveness. I’ve shamelessly sinned to attain power, I covered and lied to the world for the President in exchange for power and position, and I hope no grudges are held against me.
» God thinks for a second and says, You are forgiven, my daughter. Come and sit at my right.
» God then addresses Bush. Bush, what do you believe in?
» Bush says, I believe you’re in my chair. »
Mis en ligne le 10 octobre 2005 à 09H15